i have so many fucking accounts online. every time celestia tells me to stop posting i make three new alts. she has told me to stop posting fifty-seven times and threatened me with banishment twice
my "i'm just a little pony just a little pony plus it's my birthday i'm a birthday pony you wouldn't banish your student's student on her little pony birthday" routine can only go so far
i go to the castle and find a calendar with four different dates all marked as my birthday with pepe silvia string connecting em. either i fess up or i gotta pretend to have been four separate horses the whole time
oh shit ur right, i can totally spin this as a tragic thing where i don't know my birthday anymore bc i aged an indeterminate amount when i tried to break reality to ruin your life in particular
Where was MY dark future? Did I get one?
