if Deutsche Bahn has a million haters, I am one of them
if Deutsche Bahn has 5 haters, I am one of them
if Deutsche Bahn has 1 hater, that is me
if Deutsche Bahn has no haters, that means I'm dead
fat queer fox, enjoyer of music, hoarder of shiny discs, sonic and racing game speedrunner, hater of cars and streaming services