Nineboat

I do a bunch of weird tier lists on my channel sometimes. Here's some fun take-aways from this tier list:

Tails SHOULD be in the "child labor laws" tier, but he lied on his resume, and then quickly got promoted to Manager and who's gonna fire him now?

Metal Sonic would be amazing at the job, if Robotnik wanted. If he didn't care, Metal Sonic would burn that place down.

Speaking of Robonik, he'd be hired cause he seems super competent and really good, and he'd do okay for a bit until he gets promoted to manager, implements the DUMBEST shit, and is fired by the owners

I know me putting Shadow so high FEELS weird but my headcanon is always that Sonic is a kinda goofy fuck up and Shadow is like weirdly put together, he works a pleasant 9 to 5 and then goes home, sips some tea, and plays some Warcraft until bed.

Whisper would be very good at the job but the first time a customer is belligerent and yells at her (so a couple of days) she'd react with a panic attack and beating the shit out of them.

Sonic would ironically be very bad at the job. He'd show up after 3 days missing and the manager would be like "um why weren't you here" "...I was saving the world" "Yeah? Well you SHOULD have been saving our profits. You're fired."

Fang would get fired after two days after being caught stealing from the register. Rouge would be fired after 3 days, because even though she was caught on day two stealing from the register, she has tits.

Big the Cat genuinely just couch surfs through life and is very comfy and happy just catching what he needs. Vex THINKS he "works from home" but all he does is scams.