exciting things to announce today.

Now that we're together, I'd like to set a scene for you.

Imagine a forest. Many trees. Lots of wildlife. Everything in balance across hundreds of years.

The balance shifts, but is overall maintained, because as one organism comes to dominate, it has a self limiting behavior -- over a decade, primarily a lack of food, things that are too good at spreading get overadjusted for in ways other things can recover. I believe it was Malthus who said "eventually all things are exactly the same" but don't quote me on that.

When you think about it, the forest, or even just organisms reproducing in general, is at heart, "Grey Goo".

That nanomachine boogeyman stifling innovation. The idea that humanity would make self-assembling computers and miss a semicolon, causing them to strip worlds to build themselves.

If a slime mold had no predators, its no different than the goo, converting carbon into friends.

That's why I'm here with you at Google IO,

announcing an exciting partnership with Regeneron Biosolutions, Oxide Computing, and Colgate-Dow-Palmolive's Chemical Division (The Monsanto Group).

Presenting... YouGoo.

A self-assembling, physical "virtual pet" and smart device with voice assistant built in. It even has out-of-the-box integrations for our Google® Nest® HomeHub™ Max.

With over 11 million colors, your goo can battle other goo to keep things in check. Imagine the possibilities. We've been deploying the beta version in our employees and families, and are excited to have it running in you soon.

MSRP $1599(€913.77) per dose.

We launch worldwide on Tuesday, outside of Japan where we're still dealing with some red tape involving the cybersecurity branch of their national police force; I don't know much about it myself, but we'll keep you posted.

Next up, I'd like to introduce some exciting new vehicles from a collaboration between two of our more secretive acquisitions, Anduril Industries and Waymo AutoNomy.