list of all star trek episodes (1966-present) ranked by "how fucked up the ship gets", using a fine-grain scale for expressing all the different ways and levels of damage by which the ship can get fucked up.
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in reply to @vectorpoem's post:
voyager in year of hell is the standard kilofuck here. enterprise-d in generations is like 4 kilofucks
different metrics in the drop-down too, one does it based on voxel delta from pristine and another uses voice analysis on all of the lines from engineering
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Voyager going to punch above its weight on this list.
Entire deck explodes, ship becomes a maze (physical), ship becomes a maze (temporal), ship duplicates itself then starts punching its twin with protons ...
I do not have this as such, but can I recommend:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIGxMENwq1k
It‘s a multidimensional list with at least 3 axes: “physical damage”, “subspace fuckupness” and “✨”, the latter to acknowledge season 7’s Emergence
Wonder how this metric would apply to TNG S4E5 "Remember Me" where the ship itself is not actually getting more fucked but the entire universe around, and through, the ship is getting fucked.
supercut every occurrence of "bridge shot including a jarring camera tilt"
bonus points if there is at least one body flying across the shot