Yes,
NIST has cops.
Yes,
They are all bastards. We tested them ourselves.
Yes,
They are required to keep a grasp on our technological edge in the current tenuous geopolitical battlespace.
Ever since the ISO was formed, we've been in a cold war.
Did you think we would always have the most cutting-edge of standards? Open source- and national-intelligence suggests that ISO is dangerously close to several breakthroughs. And worse -- They're Trotskyites.
Standard proliferation is a clear and present danger to national, and global, security.
This is why we maintain the NIST Gaithersburg Group Office of Security (OSY).
NASA needs a SWAT team. We need so much more.
What clown would steal a rocket. Idiots. On the other hand, we have:
