So, in 2014, I had a dream.
I was walking down the main road of Central Square, Cambridge MA, basically part of Boston. I lived in Somerville, at the time, a few red line stops up.
Anyway. I round a corner, to where the busses gather in an unofficial depot, since there's a lot of stops there. And what do I see, but a large bus, on it's side, with paratransit vans suckling from gas pumps positioned as if they were teats on a pig.
(if you're wondering, it was ten pumps, two rows of five, so the average litter size would be 5)
anyway I was reminded of this by a random post about busses, and now you're stuck with it.