Dear tank mains,
If the boss isn't dropping danger puddles, then why are you dragging it around like a sack of potatoes?
Love,
Your very confused and sad melee DPS

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Dear tank mains,
If the boss isn't dropping danger puddles, then why are you dragging it around like a sack of potatoes?
Love,
Your very confused and sad melee DPS
sometimes it's fun to force nero to run across the room to use his tankbuster on you
(for the record I only do this with friends in praetorium specifically)