STOP EVERYTHING. BLIMPS ARE HEAVIER THAN AIR.
edit: it is also important to understand that zeppelins are named after inventor and definite steampunk vampire, Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin
edit2: also, of all 25-ish blimps that still exist, three are held by Icarus Aircraft, also the operator of Orpheus Rearview Mirrors and Oedipus Matchmaker Service (they set up blind dates)
edit3: i looked up what Count von Zeppelin looked like and
21 April 1944
The southeast door of blimp hangar at NAS Houma, Louisiana, is chained open due to a fault. A gust of wind carries three K-class blimps (all of ZP-22) out into the night. K-56 travels 4.5 miles[clarification needed] before it crashes into trees. K-57 caught fire 4 miles[clarification needed] from the air station. K-62 is blown into high-tension power lines a quarter-mile away and burns. K-56 is salvaged, repaired at Goodyear at Akron, Ohio, and returned to service.[18][19]