It's incredibly close to being super intelligent, as well as really funny and popular. Basically it's already almost better than most humans! It's just around the corner when it will write the best songs, books, and articles. And it's totally perfect at assuming an indistinguishable copy of anyone's personality!
So if you're a billionaire, now is really the time to train a super intelligent, entertaining, popular, witty, and attractive copy of yourself in GPT-5, and get rid of your fallible, imperfect meat body. It's basically just like uploading your amazing, very valuable brain to the cloud, but also like an upgrade. Do it today!