hair ties? Carabiners? hair pins? bolt cutters? underwire? fertilizer? heels? brush saw? nail polish? angle iron?
when cis men ask you why you have a thermal lance you can tell them its for "solving lady problems" and they'll just believe you
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in reply to @NireBryce's post:
interpol keeps asking why I have so much enriched uranium, and I keep telling them, it's for girl stuff
if you're having girl troubles i feel bad for you, son, I got '238 problems @ 1 megaton
what kind of evil alloy is an underwire even made of? I recently had one get loose from a bra in my laundry and it managed to jam up the mechanism in a giant 70 lb capacity washer at the laundromat. it just kinda stood there between one of the drum holes and the drain trough in the bottom like "what are You gonna do about it, huh?" and the machine controller was like "ERROR I HAVE BEEN SLAIN" with lots of screaming beeps
all I know is I'll finally be vindicated for all this time wearing bras when i finally need something to jam the trash compactor or whatever
yeah for when you need to stall the death star's trash compactor :D
