NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

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๐Ÿฅ I am not embroiled in any legal battle
๐Ÿฆ other than battles that are legal ๐ŸŽฎ

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

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hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

Soap or Die is a 21-minute documentary interviewing with a gigantic piece of shit who thinks he fuckin rules. the kind of guy who makes a documentary about himself, then uploads that documentary to his own youtube channel. the kind of game who has a hashtag of his own last name tattooed above his eyebrow.

the documentary is a rambling, unfocused mess, but -- and this is key -- it fucking hates the guy it's about. there are so many tiny editing things that make it clear that somebody absolutely despises the guy who commissioned this auto-documentary to begin with.

it's an extremely fun watch, especially in a group setting


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okay so I don't know jack shit about soaping but it doesn't even look like he's that good at it? like he mostly just falls of the railing and makes it kinda look like he meant to jump off, the only one that looked impressive was the really really long one and there he almost ate shit lol

Are we sure this is genuine? Do they still even make Soaps?

I swear I never saw a pair of soaps in the wild again after their brand deal with Sonic Adventure 2. This feels like that Slayers X game. God I hope we're just taking the bait and he's joking.

auuugh.

this kinda sounds like satire to me. the over the top breakdown with all of the flashing graphics... it just feels a bit inauthentic. or how the first shot of the guy now is him being vain? why would he want that to be his introduction. gosh darn it this guy is a comedian im a fool