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🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮
I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.
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<turning to the rest of the defense team>
ME:
well? what do we--
FRED, HARVARD LAW, BIG FIRM:
well, I mean. There's alwa--
SARAH, YALE, HAS NAME ON BUILDING, WHISPERING:
USG vs Ligma?
ME:
Judge, I think we should defer to the Ligma ruling.
<judge, getting real close to the edge of his podium>
JUDGE:
The... Ligma ruling? I'm not familiar.
Me:
Yes. Ligma. Ball's in your court, your honor.