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Dr. Edwin T. Breakfast III is my running-mate for the United States Over-mayoral Election in 2024.
Our platform for Overmayor of these so-called United States is to enact three-minute transit headways by armoring the busses and make them immune to traffic laws and traffic signals.
To protect vulnerable road users, bike lanes will not only be on every street, but we'll move the sharrows to them. Sharrows now give a speed boost to human powered vehicles, like in Mario Kart, and there will be ramps at every intersection so you don't have to worry about traffic when you cross.
Now, you may be asking: "how will we pay for this infrastructure?" and the answer is we film all the sick stunts with converted red light cameras and monetize them on Twitch.
