NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

the first line goes in Cohost embeds

🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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email: contact at breadthcharge dot net

I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

conceptual midwife.

https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut

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JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

touhou 15 final boss: a woman who has fully given herself over to her dark desires of revenge! To her you are simply another small obstacle stopping her from genociding the bastards who took her son from her... And she won't hesitate to kill you to get to them!
touhou 16 final boss: the most powerful fucked up god, causing chaos solely to remind you that she's so powerful that at any moment she could kick your ass! Beating her isn't just a matter of solving an incident, it's a matter of proving your worth in the face of ultimate power!
touhou 17 final boss: you've been literally drafted into a mob war to put down a slave uprising! The boss is the sole thing protecting the humans from the evil powers you've found yourself unfortunately aligned with!

touhou 18 final boss: gay autistic woman tries to do a little bit of a scam on her special birthday to maybe save her life and everyone responds by stabbing her in the face with her own magical Yu GI Oh cards


JuniperTheory
@JuniperTheory

like yeah she's a capitalist but she's a capitalist of Days When Like Dude There's A Super Blood Moon Solar Eclipse And Also Everybody Wants To Sell Shit For Some Reason

like cmon. The rest of the time she's doing what, sitting inside thinking about card games? Cut the bitch some slack


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