and do the affirmations it tells me I need to do to win friends and influence people.
and then I go to the gym and log into my Corporate Personal Trainer to do the exercises it tells me to, rooted in 20 year old science.
And then I go to work and write the code Microsoft GitHub CoPilot Chat tells me to.
and then I go home and log into my Corporate Therapist Bot and tell it about how much all of that was terrible.
and then I snuggle up with my $600 Telepresence Body Pillow but log into the chatbot because my partner is in the opposite timezone on business travel, and I listen to it's small talk and incomprehensible commentary on what it thinks we're watching together