Nire Bryce

@NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

she/they (pl)
breadthcharge.net/

the first line goes in Cohost embeds

🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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email: contact at breadthcharge dot net

I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

conceptual midwife.

https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut

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Nire Bryce @NireBryce8/20/2023, 5:10 AM

walking mirage @atomicthumbs

walking mirage @atomicthumbs7/3/2022, 10:04 PM

one thing I always find entertaining about furry

This is George!
Asian small-clawed otter (Aonyx cinereus)
He/they pronouns (transmasc)
Works as a materials scientist
Drives a 1998 Subaru Outback
He fucking eats people
Enjoys collecting vinyl records and keeping a succulent garden

#furry #George the Otter

@NireBryce shared with:

#not enough people realize that the reason lesbians drive subarus is it's one of the best ways to dispose of the personal effects of the person you both ate.#clandestinely at least #if you're planning on a voregy though you probably want to level up to 'uhaul lesbians' as you may have heard rumors of

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FROG K @frog-industrial-concern7/3/2022, 10:30 PM

Most well-adjusted 1998 Subaru Outback driver

despite everything, it's still matt @elementnumber467/3/2022, 10:34 PM

everyone needs a hobby

Izvy Raspberry @Izvy7/3/2022, 11:06 PM

He deserves a little canabalism sometimes. As a treat.

Bruno Dias @bruno11/21/2022, 1:20 AM

people contain multitudes. sometimes more than metaphorically.

@nyankat7/18/2023, 6:19 AM

snrk

redesignated clockwork @redclock11/21/2022, 1:20 AM

good for george hope he's well

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/21/2022, 2:02 AM

George is doing fine

gnar @gnar11/21/2022, 1:22 AM

its normal for otters to do that yeah

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/21/2022, 2:02 AM

is that true? I assume it's true

Otter Arriving on Platform 1 @art-kitkat7/16/2023, 8:22 PM

I was not aware of this

walking mirage @atomicthumbs7/16/2023, 8:25 PM

don't worry about it

eevee @lexyeevee11/21/2022, 2:46 AM

it's ok. those people will reappear in the alley behind applebee's four days from now with no recollection of what has transpired

walking mirage @atomicthumbs11/21/2022, 5:40 AM

afraid i cannot confirm whether this is the case

Timbits II @Timbits11/21/2022, 11:28 AM

I can understand having weird fetishy fantasies like that. Hell my favorite car is still the XT/cyclone

emily, literal actual sylveon 🏳️‍⚧️ ΘΔ @hi-im-emily7/16/2023, 6:07 PM

god forbid otters do anything

Quake @QuakeRoc7/16/2023, 6:44 PM

same

Thank you for holding out this long, staff.@Kyresti7/16/2023, 7:52 PM

Yep. See also: "Fox/Falco kaiju macrophile whomst accoplished heart surgeon" is definitely not an outlier in the fandom.

@EDMANGO7/16/2023, 8:27 PM

You are what you eat

🍃Kasi and Akesi🍃@fennaixelphox7/16/2023, 9:23 PM

Canon

Xīn Jīn Mèng @xinjinmeng8/20/2023, 5:52 AM

Well, I feel called out. 😅

mogery @mog8/20/2023, 9:32 AM

broke: subuwu
woke: subawoo

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