not even neopets had the ska negg

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not even neopets had the ska negg
i will have all 5 of the $3 eggs thank you. they seem well priced for what you get
i would like 2 convicts eggs, a dolorous egg, 2 quality eggs, and a forbidden egg. thank you
sweeping up the middle row, slapping down three $5 bills and yelling "YAHTZEE" as i stroll out before falling flat on my face, having not minded the step
I select 1 egg of each row: Forbidden, Graven, Honoured, Dolorous, Tarnished...I accept the consequences.
Are they edible? do we eat them? Hatch them? A lack of context makes me hesitant to even purchase an egg.
i'll plant my seven farmer's eggs in the ground and use them to start my own egg farm. i'll also get a fool's egg so that i'll always remember to stay humble
plant seven farmer's eggs... harvest seven hundred farmer's eggs... now sell them at $100 each. the power of passive income is something few understand
1x knight's egg
1x dolorous egg
10x fool's egg
someone help me budget this my breakfast is dying
oh my god, this guy again... "hello yes just one (1!) common egg, no shiny swindling wordplay, I have other shops to hit and I will not(!) be left again with my pockets emptied" I trade the dollars for the familiar and simple weight in my hand and walk out the door, pleased with myself and relieved to be on the other side of the interaction. the sun hits my brow and I take an easy breath before continuing on with my day
uhhhhh yeah lemme get that forbidden egg, a patterned egg, a sturdy egg, a dolorous egg, and two tarnished eggs thanks!
fuck the police lemme get 15 convict's eggs
Honoured egg, honoured egg, honoured egg, honoured egg. Each costs either $3 or $4. I now have some integer between 0 and 3 dollars (inclusive) remaining. All remaining dollars will be spent on fool's eggs.
patterned, enticing, rare, quality, common.
wait, can I get a mysterious instead of a patterned? and maybe trade my enticing and common for a forbidden?
one forbidden egg and ten fool's eggs. I want to see the behaviors
Yeah, could I get uuhhh… 2 quality eggs sunny side up, and I’ll take a legendary egg to go.
(the other $4 is the tip)
I acquire the Seer's Egg so I might know more of the Mysterious Egg and what awaits me should I dabble in the Forbidden Egg. To do so may be folly. From the Fool's Egg shall my fate reveal itself.
I'm walking out of this overpriced tourist trap and buying two cartons of chicken eggs from the nearest grocery store
i mean if im reading this right i get 5 eggs for each price, and all the prices add up to 15, so all of them
i shall treat myself to a forbidden egg, and then follow that with a quality egg, a rare egg, a dolorous egg, and a farmer's egg
7 dolorous eggs, keep the change. i just want them to have a happier life