NireBryce

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it was like, not quite savory banana bread without the banana

and it was just a lot of powders from the bakery aisle and or 70% legit powders off amazon and you could bread machine it

and it was like 16 cents per 400 calorie complete meal

and i realized you could use thrift store bread machines and every spare outlet in an apartment to create a nutritionally complete bread empire

and it's haunted me as an idea that's possible but like, bad, in the back of my head, for a full decade.

the one batch I did make was hella good though, way better than anything people actually made out of soylent lol


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i have somehow never heard of a bread machine, and by trying to search i discovered that there is no way to not get "shopping results" on google for some searches without adding something to the tune of "JUST FUCKING SEARCH FOR THIS:"

its a machine where u put ingredients in and water and then turn it on and in a few hours there is a loaf of bread that may or may not need to have the recipe tweaked

(there are like 5 brands and they all need different tweaked recipes. the most by default are for the zojirushi ones)

i got a bread machine when store bread hit $8 here and was also constantly out. they're incredible, half the reviews are "i just got this because my last one finally gave up after 20 years of daily use". if you want soft and tasty sandwich bread at a marginal $1.50 a loaf look no further. yeah issa zojirushi the Japanese really got this figured out, one of the final extant brands selling durable consumer goods