when people ask me, jokingly, if I'm planning to rob a bank because of my cold weather cycling balaclava they keep getting really upset when I say "occasionally, but not on a Monday"

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when people ask me, jokingly, if I'm planning to rob a bank because of my cold weather cycling balaclava they keep getting really upset when I say "occasionally, but not on a Monday"
i don't know anyone who likes to work on mondays, getting a team together would require like, overtime pay or something.
Seriously! The whole point of getting into crime is not having to work typical M-F 9-5 bank hours, which does make robing banks uniquely inconvenient