Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.
Remember, kids, that oil and water go together like peanut butter and jelly
ACT LIKE YOUR PLACID ADD WATER TO ACID

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Be sure to put your frozen turkey directly in the hot oil.
ACT LIKE YOUR PLACID ADD WATER TO ACID
They can't stop me from blowing up my house with flaming oil, that's my right as a legal resident of the US
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