folks, we gotta get serious about the war on christmas. what’s our industrial capacity? how many tanks can we make by next christmas? how many rifles? how many planes?
it's going to be hard to match the combined industrial might of the United States of America and Santa's elves. Especially with Santa's logistics chain. We may need to plan for an insurgency, occupying and rendering defensible every Macy's and Coca Cola bottling plant in the country