it's 2026. The DRM on your Adderall requires you to put it on a Qi wireless charging plate because they can't be bothered to make the battery last more than a quarter of the prescription duration

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it's 2026. The DRM on your Adderall requires you to put it on a Qi wireless charging plate because they can't be bothered to make the battery last more than a quarter of the prescription duration