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🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮
I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.
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I live on the northeast coast of the US.
'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.
conceptual midwife.
https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut
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me: Oh god, what now? I'm supposed to be at jury duty in an hour. I don't have time for a sadistic puzzle room
jigsaw: My bad. I didn't know. Here, I'll come let you out
me: Thanks bud
jigsaw: I think we both know why you're here
me: Because I lied about having jury duty?
jigsaw: Because you lied about having jury duty
Jigsaw's defense attorney: Your Honor, this juror has a pre-existing relationship with our client, rendering him ineligible to sit on the jury for this case.
Judge: Upheld.
You, staring daggers into Jigsaw: You win this time, Puppet.
you're definitely breaking the good post quota but i'll let it pass
