NireBryce

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atomicthumbs
@atomicthumbs

In Kansas, officials calculated they could probably assemble two million pounds of food after an attack and that if survivors reduced consumption to an “austerity diet” of 2,000 calories, the state’s food stocks could last nearly two months. Besides the official stocks, Kansas’s wildlife could help, too: Its forests, plains, and waters contained, officials believed, 11 million “man-days” of food in rabbit meat, 10 million “man-days” of wild birds, five million “man-days” of edible fish, and—perhaps most macabre of all—nearly 20 million “man-days” of meat in residential pets. After an attack, officials also planned to confiscate household vitamins for the good of the general population and ration carefully the state’s twenty-eight-day supply of coffee.

in the event of nuclear attack, scouring the entire state of edible animals would sustain the 1958 population of Kansas for a little more than three weeks


NireBryce
@NireBryce

if they're still, There, i guess.

make sure to boil the fallout off your rabbit GI tract completely, you're going to need the extra protein


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in reply to @atomicthumbs's post:

what's so funny to me about this is that they think stripping all ecology for 28 days is the winning move for after those 28 days.

you could get way further by eating the state, command, and military staff (use the brains for non-food grease or something idk) and then figuring out how to domesticate whatever lived through the fallout and doesn't get fallout in it's meat somehow

what's the military gonna do, threaten to nuke you?