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I live on the northeast coast of the US.
'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.
conceptual midwife.
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not enough people have a kitchen hammer -- no, not the meat tenderizer, a kitchen hammer. A hammer, in your kitchen, kept reasonably sterile. For when you need to coerce one thing into being another thing and threatening it with a knife isn't going to work.
my deepest apologies for forgetting the other half of the duo, yeah. Not enough people have a Hammer-Resistant Sack either. You'll need it, generally -- it's like running a blender without the glass otherwise.
thank you for the reminder.
I may live in the north of the US of north america but it doesn't get cold enough, you'd need to go to the north of the Canada of north america
like we'd ever take a sponsorship from mister "my hydrogen sulfide synthesis had enough of a leak that it anestetized my smell nerves so I couldn't smell the worst smell in the world"
(nile, call me we can work something out)
maybe hammers are part of the hydrogen sulfide reproduction cycle and Nile is just an unwitting zombie after having been scratched by a parasite carrier 😱
there is a recent Nile Blue video where he complains about the taste of sodium hexametasulphate or something and i am yelling at the screen about how that is what gets him??
i hate that I stuck with chemistry long enough that I know what that is
me at the party, trying to talk to a hot girl......."how much does a kitchen hammer weigh?" - "..." - "enough to break the ice"
