Nire Bryce

@NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

she/they (pl)
breadthcharge.net/

the first line goes in Cohost embeds

🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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email: contact at breadthcharge dot net

I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

conceptual midwife.

https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut

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Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/9/2024, 7:01 PM

JcDent @JcDent

JcDent @JcDent2/9/2024, 9:32 AM

Trying to convince people that accepting more cookies is actually a prestige thing lol

Are you going to be a no-cookie peasant or all-the-cookies-in-the-world royalty?

Just peacocking all that data. Flexing on the brokies with how much information you can give out to 3rd parties. Reminding the basic bitches that part of noblesse oblige is giving Amazon access to the webcam in your bathr-

Reminds me of this absolute gem of a comic strip drawn by an actual human person who thinks in ways that you and I can fundamentally relate to:

six panel comic about a person declining cookies etc. until they turn into a stick figure wondering where all the personalization has gone from shopping, something that actual flesh and blood human being, animated by the loving breath of God, has actually considered

#fuck capitalism #Privacy #cookies #The Cohost Global Feed

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/9/2024, 7:01 PM

lmao

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RLZ @R-L-Z2/9/2024, 9:38 AM

They should charge a premium for the gold and plat options.

JcDent @JcDent2/9/2024, 3:08 PM

I'm sure they could find a sucker or two.

Gay Eminem on 9/11 @DecayWTF2/9/2024, 2:56 PM

Ah yes, the most important thing in the world, is my shopping experience personalized

JcDent @JcDent2/9/2024, 3:09 PM

I'm a dumb baby who doesn't know what he wants. Mrs. Website, tell me what to buy!!!

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/9/2024, 7:02 PM

i don't get people who don't agonize over what little real information they can glean from reviews and Reddit. I can't tell if this is a me not having much disposable income thing or they're just fundamentally shaped differently

JcDent @JcDent2/9/2024, 7:53 PM

They're weird aliums. I've outsourced my tech purchase decisions to knowledgeable friends.

philosophy major (derogatory (reclamative))@nullpat2/9/2024, 7:29 PM

shouldn't it be personalized just from the login cookie? like ll bean doesn't need to know what I do on facebook to show me when there's a new color of cardigan in my size

JcDent @JcDent2/9/2024, 7:55 PM

It should know your purchase history, but even then, I don't need suggestions. I already know what I want and I don't trust the store to be level with me. HOW CAN I BE CERTAIN YOUR "SELLING FAST/MOST POPULAR ITEMS" ARE ACTUALLY LIKE THAT? also, why would that impact my purchases?

Nire Bryce @NireBryce2/9/2024, 8:43 PM

I'm not sure what they'll glean from my purchase history outside that I'm a person who has to knife fight my devices and also keeps buying lab grade reagents every few months to like, make my boots stop smelling terrible

invertigo hayfever @the-doomed-posts-of-muteKi2/9/2024, 9:47 PM

i want my shopping experience so personalized that I don't even have to buy the stuff, it just comes to me anyway

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