sometimes i learn someone who has been following me belongs to a think tank and the only thing i can really say is... why

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sometimes i learn someone who has been following me belongs to a think tank and the only thing i can really say is... why
Not gonna lie, I'd join one if they'd pay me enough. It would have to be one of the less-shitty ones, but yeah, I have a price. Would they pay the price for me? Probably not, but if you offer me $200k to sit around and invent shit to lobby Congress over, yeah I'm gonna do it.
yeah, as the advice goes with NSA jobs, 'you could have a principled stance, but then someone who isn't an ADHD stoner burnout might take your place so you might consider the nuance'
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Not that I'm probably ever gonna get to leave academia. I tripped ass-backwards into this job, and I'll have to trip ass-backwards out of it to improve on it because there's no way I'm consciously good enough at interviewing and resumes to move up a this point.
those aren't the skills that matter, it might take a bit of resume tetris but like, most places are more willing than you think and lower quals than you think
Yeah but at $70k/year I'm already overpaid for my on-paper skills lmao.
I should really look into like... getting actual on-paper qualifications so people give a shit, at some point.