it's literally that 'if communists invented the iPhone, it'd be 3 inches thick, weigh 2.5lb, and be completely repairable' meme
it's modular! it's repairable! It's impact proof! It's got a handle! It's 10 thousand dollars!
of all thinking machines, this is the only one I would trust my life to as a murder weapon. Which coincidentally is the only way I'd afford one.
