the world really does need half life 3 now that all the functional programming people keep putting lambdas in their usernames. it would be complete chaos as the gamers and the devs think they're each other's fandom-comrade
finding a spraypainted lambda on a random wall a few months after The Event happened, getting my hopes up, only to find a cache filled with a copy of Learn You a Haskell instead of a medkit and 4 revolver bullets
