Axis and Allies 1942 players: "waaaaah. the dice isn't a 100% perfect normal distribution of all random numbers, this has hurt my ability to play the game severely and I'm quitting"
Mario Kart players: "fuck yeah another mushroom" "fuck yeah another thunderbolt" "fuck yeah another turtle shell" "fuck yeah another rocket bomb guy"
axes and allies guys getting upset that world war 2 wasn't 100% random does feel like it describes the last ten years
