So Neuralink has an open technical challenge – which is fine – but what they want is comically absurd (1:200 lossless compression of a signal that looks like TV static, that runs very quickly, on an extremely low power chip) and they don't even promise any sort of specific reward for a working solution that only needs to break physics, disregard information theory, and summon six unicorns https://content.neuralink.com/compression-challenge/README.html
This is like that Usenet challenge except you don't even get the promise of 5000 dollars.
