NireBryce

Nire Bryce

@NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

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🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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email: contact at breadthcharge dot net

I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

conceptual midwife.

https://cohost.org/NireBryce/post/4929459-here-s-my-five-minut

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the US presidential election is coming up so I want to make my platform clear once again:

As Overmayor of these so-called "United States", I promise to:

  1. armor and up-engine the busses and make them immune to traffic laws to solve transit congestion.
  2. mandatory, federally subsidized lyme disease vaccine program
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"how will we protect cyclists? won't that increase cycling deaths?"

I'm glad you asked. We will have an Apollo Project style R&D mission to create sharrows that will act like Mario Kart speed boosts. And we will have jumps in the bike lane/shoulder of all intersections.

We'll fund this program by repurposing red-light cameras to film the "sick stunts" cyclists make, selling them on youtube for 1.99/episode

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