COMPUTER TOUCHERY DEPARTMENT MANAGER (pejorative): "So, our product. Great, right? Guys?"
LINE ENGINEER WITH NOTHING LEFT TO LOSE: "not great sir, to be honest it's dogshit, absolute garbage."
MANAGER: "Oh get over your imposter syndrome."
MANAGER: "Oh god it is absolute dogshit."
MANAGER, IN A MEETING WITH THE VICE PRESIDENT: "We need a team of data scientists if we're going to produce results."
MANAGER, TWO MONTHS LATER: "Okay, you're onboarded. Now, have you seen Apollo 13? I need you to make these numbers... look like this graph."
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