in the 2700s there will be archaeolinguists who end up discovering how to speak the Old Languages of 2000 because they stumble upon some manual that's like 1 page long but 97 pages because it's written in the 97 most commonly spoken languages and also "French" but they still can't figure out how to speak that one
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right, they can write it but it's impossible to figure out what the correct verbalization was. Instead, they manage to come to a consensus that most of the letters at the end were voiced, not silenced, and the french lifestyle simply created more defined "vocal chord" muscles between the wine and the cigarettes
"lab simulations show that early modern Homo Français was the result of adaptations to repeated intentional exposure to harsh poisons"
"there is no ethical way to recreate these conditions in an experiment"
We clearly need a product series where the user information gets translated into a bunch of fictional languages, ROT13'd, reversed, and so on, to spur the intense debate over whether this was "just doing a bit" or an intentional Rosetta Stone (not that one!) shipped with every product.