i wish I could stop being cool because I yet again have too many followers and get uncomfortable posting anything casually or sarcastically lest someone take it as serious advice that then gets passed on

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i wish I could stop being cool because I yet again have too many followers and get uncomfortable posting anything casually or sarcastically lest someone take it as serious advice that then gets passed on
mostly I just wish it was like the 2000s when you needed at least 10k people before something you said six years ago as a joke ends up in a wrong answer on a stackoverflow
I accidentally saw my cohost follower count and my heart dropped because it's approaching my previous max on Twitter before I aggressively started pruning.
The issue I have is that like, I'm just some rando who knows a lot of things but only with references in front of them, and people keep seeing me as some pedagogical source even when I'm not taking that tone