Coming to, you realize a number of things, in order:
- your room is a mess. You don't remember it being a mess when you went to bed.
- there's three, 1/8 full cans of monster on your desk.
- it's very green. more than you remember it being.
- DI.fm is playing in the background. must be a throwback channel. very 2000s, ambient trance chillout.
- it's 2006
- you're a DJ
- and your ad-read and next-set intro is coming up.
- You know nothing about music outside of 'liking your playlists, I guess'
you slowly realize that after all you thought you'd been through, this? This is hell. IRC is not kind in any era, but mid-2000? forget about it. You're done.

