NireBryce

reality is the battlefield

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🐥 I am not embroiled in any legal battle
🐦 other than battles that are legal 🎮

I speak to the universe and it speaks back, in it's own way.

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I live on the northeast coast of the US.

'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.

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KaterinaBucket
@KaterinaBucket

apocalypse scenario in which the entire apocalypse is suddenly every single species of ungulate craves human flesh


KaterinaBucket
@KaterinaBucket

which one would be the most frightening? not like individually (the answer to THAT is moose) but as a class. what would be the most dramatic day 1 societal impacts?

i think probably either horses or cows. cows are surely more numerous but i'm not sure how effectively a cow could hunt me


mintexists
@mintexists

cows are known for being cute, so that needs to get factored in as a deception tactic. Also due to industrial farming, you’ve got a bunch of cows on growth hormones working together to eat the humans that kept them enslaved, which arguably could cause a planet-of-the-apes esque scenario

Also apparently moose also fall under this category so Maine is Fucked


NireBryce
@NireBryce

i like to believe they do this little enough that the birds don't know that's even possible until it's too late


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in reply to @NireBryce's post:

huh. you seemed like maybe you were also the sort of person who walked through town, saw tiny birds in the bushes, and went 'wow they're just like berries i wonder how they taste i wish i could eat them", I say as someone who occasionally thinks that