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'non-functional programmer'. 'far left'.
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these days when you mention C With Classes younger folks ask you what a "with class" is
Programming in C is like if someone had to use sandpaper for toilet paper due to having a bad diarrhea emergency one day in the late 60s and then aggressively convinced everyone that wiping your ass with sandpaper was a sign of great skill and competency
Rust is the backing paper with the grit removed, but every time you want to use it you have to file paperwork with the city
C++ is the used C sandpaper. Some spots have been worn down enough to be usable, some spots still have Bits stuck to em
Ada is just the cheapest 1-ply institutional toilet paper on those giant rolls you've ever seen. It has a DoD supply number printed on the roll
x86 assembly is wiping with your bare hand, except you have multiple open sores on your hand - probably from all the feces
Java is like running a Paper Supplier Factory in your own house to produce the one ply they supply to office buildings
python is nice but takes longer unless you're really focused and skilled
(I heard C With Classes was "the best two-ply I've ever used", but it hasn't been stocked for two decades)
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once you get past the surface tension of the substance, just about anything can move fast