Nire Bryce

i get it... we all have stuff we don't like doing around the house, people weren't meant to be ultra-independent and hyper-functional at all times, we probably all have The Pile™ of something. this is where i come in (if you so desire)

THE RUNDOWN:

• Can do the typical cleaning/housework (i.e: vacuuming, dusting, mopping, laundry, etc.) but larger and more-involved tasks (like a "move-out clean" or deep cleaning from pet damage) are a little outside of my scope currently. I bring my own equipment and can travel by car anywhere within a reasonable distance of Seattle.
• Cost is $35 per hour. However, I also live in the area and understand that it is Unfortunately Expensive, and I work on a sliding-scale for those whose budgets don't typically allow them to have some cleaning done.
• I do my own scheduling and can work outside of the typical 8am-5pm cleaner timeframe if your schedule doesn't allow for it. Cleaning can be a one-time session or set up on a regular schedule.
• I test regularly for covid, and I can test before each visit and provide results upon request. I'll also be wearing an N95 mask, as I do for daily use.
• I am (relatively) normal and nice :)

if you're interested, fill out this form right here and i'll be in touch. okay bye!!!!

if you're ever in the position of starting a furry gay bar or nightclub, I humbly recommend naming it The Pole Barn

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this feels like it's meant to be viewed in a VR headset as the non lethal option for capital punishment

the arrow down moves slightly and that's it. For some reason Kraft thinks americans need the website to light up like an arcade machine attract mode

it would seem the british business class still have the sensibilities of a colonial power yearning to capture even more for their own, putting on staunch, stubborn, antiquated 'advanced civilization' airs by way of eschewing the fruits of the Fourth Industrial Revolution. The only thing british here is HP sauce.

(HP Sauce, for less-worldy Americans, requires three pages of three different harry potter novels per 225g bottle. The one picket line worth crossing.)

in fairness to him good syntax highlighting wasn't invented until people discovered javascript was actually useful some time in 2011, four years later.