"but on cohost you can only go viral if youre a catgirl making jokes about SQL--" i just learned that cohost has a "99+ notifications" visual and all i posted was an out of context Dykes to Watch Out For panel and a screenshot of an article about things that weigh 50 pounds
My first few exposures to chosts going viral were a story about mechs, a shitpost about mechs, and posting pictures of coyotes. I do these things about as fluently as I breathe everywhere else I am and none of it ever got much traction. I keep a wiffle bat and shaving cream in my car just in case anyone tries to teach me how to code.
My two most popular were a link to someone setting prosciutto on fire with pure oxygen, and six words that, at best, marginally count as a joke, about lesbians.
I posted an image saying, basically "there sure are a lot of furries on cohost" and my notifications were nuked for a week
whenever someone tries to explain how computers work I start rallying the crowd with pitchforks and torches so we can burn the witch
