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merryberry
@merryberry

Need someone to treat me for melancholy with mysterious potion and bizarre fruit


NoelBWrites
@NoelBWrites

spouse bringing me a ginger beer when I'm having a bad day


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in reply to @merryberry's post:

very sorry to report that the mysterious potion is piss. in the middle ages doctors largely diagnosed people by looking at the color of their pee (and were often mocked as useless piss-gazers). they even used a flask of pee as a sign-marker outside their business. every day i regret that i know this.

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