Our stopped clock technology is only in its infancy, but it's already reached an accuracy rate of two or more times per day, and there's no reason for us to believe that won't improve dramatically in the future
Haters and skeptics say that there's no evidence the technology can improve given the nature of the methodology, but with new techniques on the horizon (like running the clocks backwards really fast) our cutting-edge research suggests we can achieve hundreds of times as many correctness events as current models. And this is just the beginning 📈🚀🕙🙌
