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jckarter
@jckarter

Our stopped clock technology is only in its infancy, but it's already reached an accuracy rate of two or more times per day, and there's no reason for us to believe that won't improve dramatically in the future


widr
@widr

Haters and skeptics say that there's no evidence the technology can improve given the nature of the methodology, but with new techniques on the horizon (like running the clocks backwards really fast) our cutting-edge research suggests we can achieve hundreds of times as many correctness events as current models. And this is just the beginning 📈🚀🕙🙌


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in reply to @jckarter's post:

Our next-generation product can raise the accuracy of the stopped clock to nearly once an hour, and all it requires is a passenger jet with mid-air refueling capabilities and intricate coordination with airports around the globe. It's a very exciting investment opportunity. Imagine all the ways this clock could solve problems like hunger or global warming once it's widely available!

We've removed that pesky needing-to-know-how-to-read-clocks part of telling time, expanding the time-telling ability to those who lack the experience or time to dedicate to learning how. For those individuals (in the right situation), it is perfectly accurate!

in reply to @widr's post:

I am still wheezing over "running the clocks backwards really fast" and "correctness events" this is the future machine learning AI will invent for us! This is exactly the genetic algorithm thing optimizing for some bug in the scoring scheme rather than anything anyone wants!