A cat, whom I fed literally 30 seconds ago: Listen, you may have caught me sneaking onto the kitchen counter while your back was turned for five seconds, angling to lick the olive oil out of the pan before it gets too hot, but you're just not seeing the bigger picture, which is what if I was allowed though
another cat, who has approximately ten thousand cat beds and dedicated pillows on every piece of furniture, next to almost every window, and in front of the fireplace: Hey, I appreciate you picking me up from your laptop and placing me on this comfy window bed, but you really didn't need to, you see: I wanted to sit on your laptop