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Me: Hey brain, good news!

brain: Unlikely

Me: No, really, it's good. The carbon monoxide alarm was because the backup battery went out

brain: Oh, whew, that's a relief.

Me: Yeah

brain: Everything's okay then

Me: Yeah!

brain: ...

brain: I'll still raise your heart rate and make it hard to breathe for the next hour or so

Me: of course


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