I was reading at the park and there's a summer camp thing going on because it's full of seven year old children and I heard a child defensively scream "this is yoga"
And then a very tired teenager reply "this is not yoga"
So I look up and the children were on tier 3 of a human pyramid, hurrying to get tier 4 before said tired teenager made them stop
me: i will install roblox because I'm curious how much resemblance it bears to the flash heyday of old
(several hours later)
emerging shaking and weak-legged Oh god. They... they made phone gambling for children. I was encouraged to hatch an egg faster by buying a time-limited currency pack that cost over 100 real world dollars. A copyright-infringing Luffy tried to sell me the ability to turn into a saiyan if I subscribed to a battle pass. what have we wrought
Most: pickles
Why?
People are pro or anti, middle ground. They're dividing us and tearing this country apart.
They make everything else taste like pickles. Imperialist flavor.
Lots of things can be pickled but when we say "pickle" everybody knows it just means "dill pickled cucumber". Cultural erasure of other pickles.
I don't like them
Least: potato
Why?
Boil them, mash them, stick them in a stew
I'm not going to take this pickle bait because that is clearly OFF TOPIC in a vegetable discourse! You can pickle anything!
Anyway yes potatoes are flawless and perfect. The most problematic vegetable is definitely celery, a stringy mess that tastes like nothing and has a repulsive texture.
🙄 the pickle defenders are at it again. This is part of the problem with pickles: everyone knows you mean "pickled cucumber" when you just say "pickle" but as soon as I correctly point out the many sins of pickles it's all "you can pickle anything"
Celery is on thin ice