Noel B

Feels like we found salt and then basically gave up. Quitter attitude

All rocks are edible if you make them small enough

Cohost needs support, and while some of that's gotta come from existing users supporting Cohost by subscribing, it also needs to grow. To quote the most recent financial statement: "we believe that the best way for us to make money sustainably is to increase our active userbase."

And guess what, that's the easiest part for you to help with.

See, people only come to social media websites for the people who post on those websites. They come for you. You and the ideas you write down and the images you create and the Honk music you make, that's the core of the website, the value proposition it makes, and the more exclusive the access to you and your work, the more enticing it is for other people to sign up.

So try something with me: next month, April, only post original content to Cohost. Any tweet you think of? That goes here. Any blog post? That goes here. Your thirsty selfies? Click the 18+ content button on the top right and go wiiiiild. I'm not even saying you can't post to other sites-- just link to the content you're posting here. In April, your Twitters, Facebooks, TikToks, Tumblrs-- those are advertising engines directing people to come here to see your work. If you have a podcast or video series or something, mention first thing that Cohost is the best place to get in contact. Use your platforms-- just for April, all I'm asking-- to support this website.

Because if you believe Cohost is the best social media website; if you think its approach to the concept is ethical and supportable in a universe of bad websites run by bad people; look, this is the cheapest, best way to help. Make the effort to make Cohost an essential destination for the people who love you online. Make it undeniable that signing up for Cohost is the best way for anybody to get cool, funny, interesting stuff online.

Do it for .

lol i've been celebrating 'only post on cohost 2024'

There's currently a corgi in a backpack in the building and every time I see it I make noises so high pitched they can only be heard by the corgi in the backpack

No fifthglyph. Quinary bookstaff? Taboo. I ask you to avoid that symbol following "D". Oh, that awful syllabic sound which spurts forth from vocal tracts, not first nor last nor midway among its kin. Front but mid, in all ways (I pun about linguistics). A form similar to a pitchfork's far tip, which fits its satanic associations in my mind.

Alas! That's right! Such villanous symbol! Awful in ways both human and nonhuman minds can't fully grasp!
I shall follow thy command and abolish said glyph from my writings

you fucking bitch. why would you display this symbol on my fucking cohost. fifthglyph is bad and i must abolish it