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VOTOMS: Straight whiskey, no ice, and keep 'em coming until you're blackout or the bar runs dry, whichever comes first

Gundam: Bordeaux red, sipped slowly, while watching your base slowly detonate as classical music plays gently over the intercom

Getter Robo: White lightning moonshine made via a distillery rig hooked up to your reactor that converts pure determination directly into intoxication

The Big O: Mescaline, suspended in everclear, served with mozzarella sticks and a dipping bowl of marinara sauce that seems strangely familiar

Evangelion: Kirin Ichiban, delivered in 18 cans across a 12 hour period before the next mindbending abomination shows up

Giant Robo: Old Fashioned, to be enjoyed carefully while smoking a cigarette in the spare few minutes you have before kung-fu fighting a taoist wizard, who is also drinking with you

Mazinger Z: Fireball with a chili garnish because you just need to feel alive, served in a novelty shot glass where it makes a busty lady's bikini float off when you tip it sideways

Gurren Lagann: Gigantic day-glo novelty cocktail containing legally-inadvisable amounts of white rum, Midori, and pineapple vodka, with two jell-o shots combining in the center to form a single, more powerful jell-o shot

Aquarion: Viagra, washed down by birthday cake-flavored vodka

Gunbuster: Shirley Temple, because you're technically still 17 despite literally tens of thousands of years of scientifically-accurate lightspeed time dilation


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