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Trillions are dead and you complain about me not having a title.

Explore this dead website through my blog! I have good taste! I swear!


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[KSHZZZZT!]

You come to your senses in what appears to be a STORAGE CONTAINER. The cold, damp air resists the awakening of your joints as you stretch your heavy frame.

In this chamber a single LAMP directs your attention to a SMALL TABLE, upon which lies a DIRTY PLATE, a WRITTEN NOTE, and two EMPTY WINE BOTTLES.

Time stretches barely out of your reach in front of you. You know that above all you need to DESTROY THE MOON. Currently at your disposal you have:

  • (1) Set of MILITARY-GRADE STRAWBERRY CHITIN
  • (1) Calibrated ANTI SPACECRAFT ECLIPSE BUSTER
  • (3) EMERGENCY GRAIN RATIONS
  • (9) REMAINING PAGES

What do you do?

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