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Trillions are dead and you complain about me not having a title.

Explore this dead website through my blog! I have good taste! I swear!


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With no time to lose, you acquire the DIRTY PLATE. It's far heavier than you expect, and as it raises into INSPECTION RANGE you realize it's actually a DECOMMISSIONED RADAR DISH that someone has repurposed. Its blue collar gumption and versatility will surely be of use to you on your mission to DESTROY THE MOON.

You attempt to pry off the EXPIRED FOOD MATTER, but it clings too tightly to the dish's surface to fall prey to your stiff, gloved fingers. The dish is added to your INVENTORY, gunk included. You now have:

  • (1) Set of MILITARY-GRADE STRAWBERRY CHITIN
  • (1) Calibrated ANTI SPACECRAFT ECLIPSE BUSTER
  • (3) EMERGENCY GRAIN RATIONS
  • (8) REMAINING PAGES
  • (1) RADAR DISH

What do you do?

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